嘿, 埃里克! 你的邻家"男朋友"好吗? Hey, Erika! How's your new boyfriend next door?
他不在隔壁, 他住我家后面 He's not next door, he's behind me.
我还没见过他呢 I ain't never even seen him.
那谁才是你的邻居啊? Who are your neighbors then?
戈默·派尔和他兄弟古柏? Gomer Pyle and his brother Goober?
吃屎去吧! Eat shit
你说什么? What was that?
滚回来, 基佬! Hey, come back here, faggot!
嘿, 我叫你滚过来! Hey, I said come back here!
谁? Who's there?
你是在问我? Are you asking me?
你监视我? Are you spying on me?
没有 我在做泥堡 你在干什么? No. I'm working on my mud fort. What are you doing?
种菜 ... Planting vegetables ...
还真得谢谢你搬到这来 Hey, thanks for moving in here
现在在学校里我被他们骂"基佬" Now the kids at school call me "faggot"
还到处宣传 and walk on the other side of the hall
我得有地方住啊 ... I have to live somewhere ...
呃, 为什么你不先进去, 等我种好了菜再出来? Yeah, well why don't you go inside until I get done working on my garden.
为什么? Why?
这样我就不用担心被你传染疾病 So I don't have to worry about catching something
然后死掉! and dying!
我不会通过空气传染给你 It can't be transmitted through the air.
为安全起见, 我认为你还是进去的好 Just to be on the safe side, I think you should go inside.
但我在做我的泥堡 ... But I'm working on my mud fort ...
喂! 等下我过去打你屁股! Hey! What would you do if I come over there and whooped your ass?
要多久? How long would that take?
大概10秒 ... About ten seconds ...
那我就等你打完了, I would wait until you were finished,
我再继续做泥堡 and then I'd continue working on my mud fort.
你是说, 要我来打你? You mean you'd just let me beat you up?
我会试着阻止你 I'd try to stop you,
但也许我没能力. 因为我个子小 but I probably wouldn't be able to. I'm not very big.
如果是那样的话, 只要5秒就够了 ... Well, in that case it would only take five seconds ...
那么你就来打吧 So is that what you're gonna do?
等下 ... Maybe later ...
喂 ... Hello ...
还在吗? Are you still there?
妈的! Oh shit!
臭小子 You son of a bitch.
我警告过你, 如果我逮着你浑身脏兮兮的会怎么样 ... I warned you what would happen if you got all dirty again ...
我逮着你了! I Gottchya!
1, 2, 3, 赢咯! One, Two, Three, the winner!
有几个小朋友在外面玩棒球 There's some boys outside playing baseball.
如果你尽量和他们多相处 ... If you made the effort to get to know them...
他们也许会友好 ... maybe they're nice ...
今晚我要和几个朋友出去 Oh, I'm gonna go out with some girls from the office tonight,
你就自己用微波炉做饭吧 so cook yourself a dinner in the microwave.
对了, 你有没有想科罗拉多? You know, have you thought anymore about Colorado?
我不去夏令营! I'm not going to camp!
如果你肯试试 You know, but if you just gave it chance,
你就会有好朋友 ... you'd meet some nice friends. ....
为什么我不能去见爸爸? Why can't I go see Dad?
呃, 我给他打个电话问问 Well, call him,
如果他说可以 If he says yes,
我就让送你上下一班飞机 ... I'll put you on the next plane ...
你知道吗, 你和他的女儿朋友辛迪 You know, you and his little friend, Cindy,
可以半价去看电影 could go to the movies and get in for half price!
她已经23岁了, 妈! She's twenty three, Mom!
天! 到喝酒的年龄了! Oh, amazing! Old enough to drink!
是啊, 但她不喝酒 ... Yeah, but she doesn't ...
喂! 我已经到第八关了! Man, I was on world eight!
把时间浪费在游戏上不好 You know it's not good to spend too much time with these games.
真是废话! 无聊 What a bullshit! It's borling
我没有钓鱼的工具, 所以我不碰鱼饵 I got nothing against going fishing but I'm not touching the worms.
- 我会保管好鱼饵. - 我会保管好鱼饵 - I'll take care of the worms. - I'll take care of the worms
- 我会的. - 到时再看 - I will. - Yeah, let's see about that.
晚安 Goodnight.
亲完了! Got ya first!
结果他们给了我两品脱的血. 对于一个孩子来说太多了 They ended up giving me two pints of blood. I guess that's a lot for a baby.
我奶奶说你快死了 My grandmother says you're going to hell,
她说你在大火中遭受着无穷无尽的痛苦 She says you'll suffer eternal torture from a billion flames,
比太阳还热的火 hotter than the center of the sun.
看来你奶奶是某方面的天才呢 Then she must be some kind of genius.
什么? What?
负责我的医生很聪明 Well, my doctor is really smart,
他说他不知道人死后会怎么样 And he says he has no idea what happens to people after they die
如果你的奶奶知道, 那她一定是个天才 If your grandmother knows, she must be a genius.
她在凯玛特上班 She's a clerk at K-Mart.
也许她仅仅是个后进生 Maybe she's just an under-achiever.
对, 她是个白痴 No, she's an idiot.
那么我可能就不用死了 So maybe I won't go to hell after all.
你确定你的病不会传染给我? Are you sure those germs of yours don't travel through the air?
嗯, 怎么了? Yeah, why?
你多大了? How old are you?
11岁 Eleven.
天, 你是个侏儒! Jesus, you're a midget!
如果你看了我符合我年龄的正常身高下限 Well, if you look at the lower limit of what's considered normal for my age
我只有矮了4英寸而已 I'm only four inches shorter.
哦 ... Oh ...
那么 ... So ...
你会玩海战棋吗? do you know how to play battleship?
第7行第9格 G-9 ...
攻击无效 Miss.
该死! Damn!
你确定吗? Are you sure?
确定 Yep.
第4行第7格 D-7 ...
攻击无效 Miss.
我得吃午饭去了 I have to eat my lunch now.
为什么你早不吃? Why don't you just eat whenever you're hungry?
因为我如果只有饿时才吃, 我就不在这了 Cause if I only ate when I was hungry, I wouldn't be here.
你想去皮特森吗? Do you wanna go to Peterson's?
- 什么? - 是个超市 - What's that? - It's a supermarket.
有吃的 ... Food ...
你带钱了吗? You got any money?
在屋里 In my bedroom.
它怎么办? What should we do with him?
烧死它? You wanna burn him?
这都哪来的啊? Where did you get it all?
平时的零花钱 ... Allowance ...
和罚金 And fines.
罚金? Fines?
这有点难解释 It's a little hard to explain.
太棒了! 既然我知道商店在哪里 This is great! Since I know where the store is
那么就我带路, 你当出纳 I'll be the navigator and you be treasurer
什么是出纳 What does the treasurer do?
带钱、付帐 ... Carries all the money and pays for things ...
难道要我帮你付帐? I'm supposed to pay for both of us?
我帮你带路, 你不会想赖帐吧? Well I'm navigating for both of us, you want to be fair, don't ya?
皮特森有多远? How far is Peterson's?
怎么了? Why?
如果我走久了就会累 If I walk too far I get kind of tired.
对我来说, 似乎水的深度才是答案 it'seems to me the depth of the water would be the key ...
很显然, 在海水中一条鲨鱼会赢 Obviously in the middle of the ocean a shark would win
而在陆地上, 狮子会赢 and on dry land the lion would win.
我们说的水有多深? So how much water are we talking about?
2.5英尺深 Two and a half feet.
鲨鱼有多大? And how big is the shark?
11英尺长 Eleven feet.
我还是认为狮子会赢 I still say that the lion would win.
错! Wrong!
你凭什么这么肯定? How can you be sure?
因为斯坦福大学研究过了 Cause they did research on it at Stanford University.
鲨鱼更胜一筹 The shark won easily.
他们就这么让这俩动物在一所大学相互厮杀 They just let two animals kill each other at a college?
白痴, 不是啦! 他们通过它们搏斗时长来判断 No, you idiot! They just had them fight long enough to see who was gonna win,
然后驯兽师把它们分开 and then the trainers pulled them apart.
怎么分 How?
你没听说过皮带? Haven't you ever heard of a leash?
从没听说过栓着皮带的鲨鱼 ... Never heard of a shark with a leash ...
那是, 你没听说的事情多着呢 Well, There's a lot of things you've never heard of.
这倒没错 ... Yeah, I guess that's true ...
坐好了! Hold on!
我妈妈说流到这里的每滴水 My mom says that every drop of water that lands in the water here
最终都会流入密西西比河 eventually ends up in the Mississippi.
说明会经过我爸爸那 That means it goes to my dad,
他还住在新奥尔良 He's still in New Orleans.
他做什么的? What does he do?
你听说过一个叫"齐柏林飞艇"的摇滚乐队吗? You ever heard of a rock group called Led Zeppelin?
没听说过 ... No ...
他们太有名了, Well, they're really famous,
你知道吉他手是谁吗? Do you know who the guitar player is?
你爸爸? Your dad?
不是. 是一个叫吉米·佩吉的家伙 No. A guy named Jimmy Page,
而我的爸爸, My dad,
卖了一份车保 sold him his car insurance
给他的旁帝克火鸟 ... for a Pontiac TransAm ...
知道买什么吗? Know what you're gonna get?
不知道. 我很久没吃糖果了 I don't know. It's been a long time since I had any candy.
我妈妈让我吃了太多蔬菜 My Mom has me eating lots of vegetables.
天! 来 God! Come here.
这样不好吧? We allowed to do this?
没事! 你应该知道你还要买什么吧? Of course! How else are you supposed to know what you're gonna get?
- 哇! - 不错吧? - Wow! - Not bad, huh?
拿钱来 Well, get out your money.
喂, 别挡着! 滚开! Hey, get out of the road! Go on, now!
混蛋! Asshole!
往右移三度 Three degrees to the right.
瞄准, 开火 Aim, fire.
你失手了! You missed!
喂! 你给那基佬付了多少钱? Hey, how much did you pay for that faggot?
你俩走错地儿了 you guys took a wrong turn.
这不是基佬区 This is a no homo zone.
我不是基佬! I ain't a homo!
他也不是 And neither is he.
他是输血时才染上病毒的 He got it from a blood transfusion.
那难闻的气味是怎么回事? Well, then what's that awful smell?
我们刚穿过草坪时, 不小心踩着了你妈了 Well, you see we were walking across the grass and we accidentally stepped in your mother
你说什么? What'd you say?
一块石头不能打中我们全部! You can't hit us all with that!
我只打你! I'll only be aiming at you!
那就来吧 C'mon then.
嘿, 你的弟弟怎么样了? Hey, what about your little brother, huh?
什么他怎么样了? What about him?
他在学校, 掉到丛林里, When he fell off the jungle at school,
同学们得送他去医院时, They had to take him to the hospital,
他本可以抓住什么东西的 ... He could have caught something then ...
是, 但他没有. Yeah, but he didn't.
他本来可以的! But he could've!
大家都叫他"基佬"、"同志"! Then everybody'd be calling him faggot and queer!
然后他会病了, 死掉! And he'd get sick and die!
然后他们会在他的碑上写"同性恋"! And they'd write homo on his headstone!
然后当你的墓前去哀悼时 Then when your mother went to bring him flowers
她会看见上面写的是"艾迪·霍纳：基佬"! she'd see little Eddie Horner Homo!
你知道最为糟糕的是什么吗? And you know what the worst part about it would be?
也许在他死之前, 是一群像你们这样 Probably before he died, a bunch of assholes like you
没病的混蛋, who ain't sick
认为揍他一顿很有意思 thought it might be fun to just beat the shit out of him!
得了, 艾伦, 算了吧! C'mon, Allen, let's beat it!
很遗憾你得病了... Sorry your sick ...
谢谢! Thanks!
你干什么打他? What'd you do that for?
抓住他! Get him!
再见, 基佬们! So long, faggots!
你不认为我们该减速吗? Don't you think we should slow down!
- 怎么减? - 怎么都好! - How? - Any way would be fine!
- 喂! - 快走开! - Hey! - Get out of the way!
- 喂! 走开! - 滚开! - Hey! Move it! - Move your ass!
哦, 天! Oh, God!
走啊! Go!
喂, 听下! 听车 Hey, stop! Pull over.
开啊! Go!
据说他们真的认为我是同性恋 Say they really think I'm a faggot.
现在我突然冲他们叫喊 Now all of a sudden I'm yelling the same stuff at them.
他们是知道我不是个同性恋了 Well, they know I'm not a faggot
因为一个同性恋是不会骂同性恋的 because a faggot wouldn't yell faggot back.
现在我知道我该骂谁了 ... Now that's who I should yell faggot to ...
这样不好 ... Well, this wouldn't be the right thing ...
为什么不是?! Why the hell not?!
他们在学校里对我不错 Well, they were nice to me at the hospital,
他们和我玩游戏 ... They played games with me ...
你和同性恋玩游戏?! You played games with Homos?!
他们说点别的吧 ... Let's just talk about something else ...
说点关于你的 Sometimes I don't know about you!
你什么意思?! What's that supposed to mean?!
呃, 没什么 ... Well, nothing ...
呃, 你想玩游戏吗? Well, do you wanna play Nintendo?
不了 ... 我有点累 No ... I'm getting kinda tired.
我想打个盹儿. I think I should go take a nap.
我们明天得做泥堡了 we should work on the mud fort tomorrow,
你说呢? You want to?
好的 Okay.
别捡了 ... Leave it ...
为什么我不能在客厅吃饭 Why can't I eat in the living room?
我经常没空回来做饭, I don't get home for dinner that often and
而当我有空时, 我想和你一起吃 when I do, I want us to eat together.
这才是家, 不是吗? That's part of being a family, isn't it?
你听说昨天有几个妇女在皮特森超市看见一个小艾滋孩子吗? You know some women saw that little AIDS boy down at Peterson's yesterday
报纸上这么说? It's in the newspaper?
不 ... 是杨告诉我的 ... No ... Jan told me ...
我在后院见到过他, 但我不知道他离开了 You know, I've seen him in the backyard there,but I didn't know he left the house.
前几天我听见他在咳嗽 The other day I heard him coughing.
我说我听见他在咳嗽 I said I heard him coughing.
哦, 我想你不必担心什么 Oh, I don't think you have to worry about anything.
有个栅栏在那儿, 你不会被传染 ... You know with that fence there, you're not going to catch anything ...
如果他想过来玩怎么办? What if he wants to come over and play?
哦, 埃里克, 赶紧想点借口来吧 Oh, Erik, think of some excuse.
你很擅长的 ... You're so good at that ...
如果我在街上碰到他怎么办? What if I bump into him out in the street?
有个常识, 你和他保持安全距离就是了 ... Well, it's common sense. You just keep a safe distance ...
怎么才算安全距离? What's a safe distance?
7英尺 Seven feet,
我猜她是从晚会上学来的 Guess that rules out sleepovers.
我妈妈要你来吃晚饭 My mom wants you to come to dinner.
呃 Well,
我妈妈很晚下班, 所以, 没事 my mom's working late, so, it's cool.
有些事我要提醒你 ... Well, then there's something I have to warn you about ...
是什么? What?
我妈妈喜欢叫我"甜心" She likes to call me Sweetie.
甜心?! Sweetie?!
你向我保证到时不笑 You gotta promise not to laugh.
甜心, 还要胡萝卜吗? You want some more carrots, Sweetie?
谢谢, 不了 No, thanks.
那吃点餐后甜点? Are we ready for dessert then?
- 我会再吃点 - 我敢肯定 - I'll try a little. - Yeah, I'll bet
你都没吃完你的肉卷. 小女孩! You didn't even finish you meatloaf. Love Muffins!
闭嘴好吗? Would you shut up?!
她会听见的 ... She'll hear you ...
她听不见的, 甜心! She's not gonna hear me, Sweetie!
- 嘘! 安静! - 别当心, 甜心! 她听不见的 ... - Shh! Be quiet! - Don't worry about it, Sweetie! She's not gonna hear...
来咯 Here we go.
德克斯特跟我说你有个女朋友 Dexter tells me you have a girlfriend.
是有一个, 但我甩了她 Yeah, I did, but I had to dump her.
伤死她了 ... Spin. Spin. Spin!
他爸爸有个女朋友, 叫辛迪 His father has a girlfriend named Cindy.
嗯, 他们一把新的公寓安顿好 Yeah, as soon as they get settled in their new apartment,
我就过去 I may be going down there.
你妈妈怎么想? How does your mom feel about this?
事实上, 我们并没有仔细谈过 ... Actually, we haven't really talked it out much ...
还没 ... yet ...
我想见见她 Well, I'd love to meet her.
她工作很 ... She works quite a bit ...
她一天工作20, 22个小时 Twenty, twenty-two hours a day.
她做什么的? What does she do?
呃, 搞房地产的 Uh, real estate.
晚上在便利店上班 And at night she works at the Mini-Mart.
在这个城市里 ... You know, the one downtown ...
25美分! Twenty-five cents!
- 对吗? - 天啊! - Gottchya? - Damn!
不管什么时候我逮着她绕头发, 她就得付我25美分 Whenever I catch her twirling her hair, she has to pay me a quarter.
25美分, 没有了! Twenty-five cents, Miss!
呃, 你还吃吗? Uh, are you gonna finish that?
医生说吃这个没事 Well, the doctor says it's completely safe.
埃里克, 但如果别的小孩来了 Erik, but when it comes to other people's children,
我们就决定...呃, 想都别想 we've decided, um, not to take any chances ...
当我没说 ... Forgot ...
我有个计划 I've got a plan.
只要医生一找到疗法 Just as soon as they find a cure,
我们就去吃美国31冰淇淋 we're heading out to Baskin Robbins
然后给医治他的怪物们 and order one of those monster sundaes,
买一个圣代冰淇淋 where everybody just digs right in ...
好计划 That's a good plan.
不好意思 Excuse me
怎么了? What is it?
她怕医生不能及时找到一个疗法 She's afraid that they might not find a cure in time.
盆栽! Bonzai!
天啊! Oh, my god!
他有恐高症 ... He's afraid of heights ...
嘿, 如果医生找不到疗法怎么办? Hey, what if they don't find a cure?
我相信他们最终会找到 I'm sure they will eventually.
但如果他们在往反方向走怎么办? But what if they're looking in the wrong place?
你什么意思? What'd ya mean?
你看过《药剂师》这部电影吗? have you ever seen that movie, Medicine Man?
我们已经找到了治疗癌症的疗法 We've found the cure for cancer,
你能说的仅仅是"我知道了"? and all you can say is "I know"?
这是什么? What is it?
花瓣. Vermilion. The flower.
- 你要我吃花? - 嘘! - You want me to start eating flowers? - Shh!
不必担心 ... We're not going to worry about what ...
花、叶 ... 甚至松果 flowers and leaves ... maybe even pine cones.
不会吃死人的! It can't hurt to try!
我妈妈让我吃了很多蔬菜, 尤其是西兰菜 My mom has me eating lots of vegetables, especially broccoli.
我只吃过糖, 却从没生病 All I ever eat is candy and I never get sick.
对了! Hey, that's it!
有些人病了就只吃水果和蔬菜 Somebody gets sick and all they eat is fruits and vegetables,
他们不能吃什么?! What's the one thing they stop eating?!
看起来真傻 This is stupid.
大概15年前, 有个医生发现他的面包长了某种霉菌 About fifty years ago a doctor noticed some mold was growing on his bread.
他要把那面包给别人吃 ... He started feeding it to people ...
大家都说: "真傻" Everybody said: "This is stupid",
你知道后来那霉菌变成什么了? 阿司匹林! You know what it turned out to be? Aspirin!
还是37.8 ℃ It's still a hundred-point-two.
- 感觉怎么样? - 很好 - How are ya feeling? - Okay
我们试试把棒棒糖 Let's try "Butterfinger"
和泡泡糖一起吃 combined with "Bubbelicious".
我不明白为什么你也可以把这些东西混在一起 I'm not so sure I understand why you can try all of this stuff, too.
你难道不知道科学方法吗? Don't you know anything about scientific method?
知道一点 A little.
你得有一个控制组, 然后你就可以看见结果是不是一致的 you have to have a control group, so you can see if the results are uniform
你是控制组? Are you the control group?
是的 Yep.
你好 Hello, there
德克斯特在家吗? Is Dexter here?
在 但他被禁足了 Yes, he is, but he's grounded.
为什么? Why?
因为他把钱全用来买糖了 Because he used up all his money buying candy.
要禁多久? How long is he grounded for?
到明天 - 好吧 Until tomorrow. - Okay
有什么事? What's that?
我们约好去划船的 we were going to play submarine.
没办法了 ... grounded is grounded ...
你得等到明天了 ... You're going to have to wait until tomorrow ...
嗯 I understand.
等等行吗? Just a minute, okay?
德克斯特, 快滚过来! Dexter, get your ass down here!
为什么? Why?
因为我改变了对你的惩罚. 你陪埃里克去玩 Cause I'm changing your punishment. You have to play with Erik.
- 谢谢妈妈! - 拿你的船浆 - Thanks Mom! - Grab yourself a paddle.
当心花! Watch the flowers!
感觉怎么样? How are you feeling?
糟透了 Terrible.
我看吃糖真是个愚蠢的主意 I suppose eating candy was a stupid idea ...
嘿, 你觉得这个怎么样? Hey, what'd ya think of this one?
我在当心些事 ... I'm wondering about something ...
虫子是从哪里跑进厕所的? Where do bugs go to the bathroom?
它没附在叶子上 it's not on leaves.
你确定? How can you be sure?
当然了 Of couse
因为虫子吃的是叶子. 虫子不至于笨到在自己的事物上排泄 Because bugs eat leaves. Not even bugs are stupid enough to shit on their own food.
你说呢? Well, what do you say?
喝吧 Go ahead
哇 ... 实在难喝! Oh ... Tastes like crap!
废话. 你不知道虫子是从哪里跑到厕所去的吗? No shit. Don't you know where bugs go to the bathroom?
加糖了还是难喝 Sweetened crap.
看起来怪怪的 It looks too weird.
别怕, 没事 You can't be afraid to try.
我不敢碰 I'm afraid to touch it.
感觉怎么样? How do ya feel?
还行 Okay.
她来了! She's here!
德克斯特? Dexter?
被你吓着了 You got me.
德克斯特? Dexter?
埃里克还留下吃晚餐吗? Is your friend Erik staying for dinner again?
哇! Wah!
那肯定了, 白人! That means "yes", white woman!
好吧. 嘿, 阿里 Okay. Hey, Allie.
安静! 去拿些酸奶 Settle down! Go get some yogurt.
哇! Wakkah!
你俩今天看来很兴奋啊 You guys are like very wound up today.
德克斯特休息了吗? Did Dexter take his nap?
咕咕 Coo Coo.
对不起 Sorry.
晚安 Good night.
他会好起来的. 你明天再来吧 He should be fine. Why don't you come back tomorrow?
- 晚安 - 晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
糟糕! 忘了笔记本 Shit! Notebook.
你去哪里了? Where've you been?
- 我以为你没 ... - 我问你呢! - I thought you weren't ... - I asked you a question!
高迪·强生约我和他一起去逛街 Gordie Johnson asked me if I wanted to go to the mall with him,
呃, 我认为你不会介意 And uh, I didn't think you'd mind.
就那个医生的儿子吗? Is, um, is that, that doctor's boy??
嗯 ... Yeah ...
好吧 你本该留个字条给我 Well. You really...you should have left a note for me.
也许高迪要和我们去看烟花的 maybe Gordon would like to go with us to see the fireworks.
也许吧 ... Maybe ...
我看看有没硬币 These are pennies?
一, 二 ... There's one, two ...
三 ... 这里一毛了吗? three ...that's a dime, isn't it? Oh, dear.
好了! There!
太谢谢你了! Oh, thank you very much.
哦, 天! Oh, my god!
神秘的菲什博恩医生在路易斯安娜州的河口 The mysterious Dr. Fishburn derives the extract from a plant,
从一种植物身上提取了某种物质 found deep in the Louisiana Bayou.
医生拒绝泄露地址. At a backwater location here that he refuses to reveal.
我就知道是一种植物 I knew it was a plant.
这上面写, 政府试图封杀他的调查 It'says that the government is trying to suppress his findings.
混蛋! The bastards!
政府为什么要这么做? Why would they do that?
因为政府很无能 Because they're embarrassed.
我的意思是, 看看政府每年所花的经费, I'm mean, think of all the money they spend each year,
再看看这个医生在内裤里 and this Dr. Fishburn guy goes out in his backyard in his underwear one morning
就提取到了治疗艾滋的疗法! and picks up the cure for AIDS!
嘿, 也许你妈妈可以去他那里! Hey, maybe your mom could drive us down there!
不远的! It's right here!
听着, 你别再浪费时间了, 因为这是根本不可能的 Look, I don't want you to waste anything, because something like this cannot happen ,
就算可能, 那么杰生医生也比《国家监察》早知道 and if it does, then Dr. Jensen is gonna know about it before the National
"检查" "Examiner"
"检查" Examiner!
为什么不给他打个电话? Why don't we call him?
不行! No!
等下次治疗时你再问他去! Why don't we wait until your next appointment and you can ask him then!
饭后再吃 This is for after lunch.
哦, 当我没看见啊!? Oh, like I didn't see that!?
你说你爸爸住在新奥尔良是吧? You said your dad lives in New Orleans, right?
对 Yeah.
也许他可以搞到那个秘密疗法 Well, maybe he can get some of that secret extract,
然后寄给我们 and mail it to us.
也许这里就有 Maybe it's already here.
还是那个? That one again?
对 Yep.
我就是不喜欢它 I just don't like it.
看仔细了! Look at that thing!
如果这都不像是河口的植物, If that don't look like a plant from the bayou,
那我就没话说了! then I don't know bayous!
哦...还是难喝! Oh...this is the worst yet!
我奶奶说, 良药苦口 Well, grandma says that the worst it tastes the better it works.
你在凯玛特上班的奶奶? Your K-Mart clerk grandma?
喝! Drink!
我要和埃里克谈谈 I need to talk to Erik,
他今天摘了几片...几片叶子 There's some kind of...kind of leaf that he took in today.
埃里克和叶子有什么关系? Erik has something to do with this?
埃里克把... Erik has...
埃里克... Erik, Erik ...
你今天给了德克斯特什么? I need to know what you gave Dexter today.
你把什么叶子给他了? I need to know what kind of leaf you gave him,
那叶子有毒, 他跟我说你都记在一个本子上了 it's poisonous and he told me that you have it written down in a notebook.
记在这里! 依河而下 Here's the one! It says down by the river.
- 依河而下. 在哪里? - 就在桥那! - Down by the river. Where...this one? - Right where the bridge crosses!
进去吧 Back inside.
你在想什么? What were you thinking?
什么?! What?!
告诉我! Tell me!
这不是麻疹, 不是水痘, 是艾滋! Not measles, Not chicken pox, AIDS!
你要干什么, 啊? What were you trying to do, huh?
你要做什么?! What are you trying to do?!
把咱俩都杀了? 啊?! Fucking kill us both? Huh?!
这里会有大乱了! There's gonna be some big changes around here!
大乱! Big changes!
我完全不管你怎么想 I don't really care what you think,
我不想他过来 I don't want him over here,
我不希望我儿子过去! I don't want my son over there!
我不在乎他们是朋友, I don't care that they're friends,
我不要他们俩交往 I don't want them associating with each other,
就这样! period!
他没事. 谢天谢地 He's gonna be fine. Thank god.
但他的母亲正式警告了, But his mother is officially on notice,
如果她让儿子过来, if she allows him to see you,
我就把她送到监狱去 I'm gonna have her ass thrown in jail.
而你, For you,
下星期一早上把你扔到夏令营去 come Monday morning your ass is going to summer camp.
- 你好 - 嘿, 爸爸 - Hi, there! - Hey, dad?
对不起, 我不在家. 我和辛迪在查理斯顿湖, 星期二回来马上回电 Sorry, we missed you. Cindy and I are in Lake Charleston until Tuesday. Call you as soon as we get back.
我们去那边住, When we get down there,
我们睡哪里? 吃什么? Where are we gonna sleep? What are we going to eat?
不用担心这些, We don't gotta worry about that,
我已经跟我爸爸说过了, 他允许我们待他那里 I already talked to my dad and he said we could stay with him.
我甚至有可能让他带我们去钓鱼 I might even be able to talk him into taking us fishing.
不行 ... I can't ...
你没得选择 You have to, Dex.
明天一早我就离开这儿! Tomorrow morning I'm outta here!
我在想, 她会很担心 I just think she'll be really, really worried.
她本来就担心, 因为你有病! She's already worried, because your sick!
你和我都知道唯一能让她开心的 And you and I both know that the only thing that is going to make her happy
就是我们去新奥尔良拿到疗法 is when we go to New Orleans and Dr. Fishburn has the cure.
"亲爱的妈妈, 我和埃里克走了, "Dear Mom, I've gone with Erik,
但我带着药, 所以, 不用担心. But I've brought along my medicine. So, there's no reason to worry.
我们仔细而明知地考虑过了. We plan to be careful and sensible.
不管你怎么忙, 记得把《星战》录制下来, Whatever you do, make sure you remember to tape Starwars,
早晨8点, 第5频道 eight p.m. channel five.
我非常爱你, 德克斯特,敬上. I love you very much, Sincerely, Dexter."
它是世界上最大的鱼, 体重超过了2千磅 He's the biggest fish in the world, He weighs over 2,000 pounds.
这就是为什么人们称它为鱼将军 That's why they call him the Sturgeon General.
如果它把我们弄翻怎么办？ What if he decides to tip us over?
不会的 He wouldn't do that.
一次, 有个小孩 One time this kid,
他吃完饭就去游泳, he went swimming after eating,
突然胃痉挛, 然后开始下沉, and he got a stomach cramp and he started to drown,
但鱼将军咬住了他的衬衫 but the Sturgeon General grabbed by the shirt
然后把他放到岸边! and put him on the shore!
你看我们的速度是多少? How fast do you think we're going?
大概1小时划3英里 About three miles an hour.
新奥尔良还有多远? How far is it to New Orleans?
大概还有1千2百英里 About twelve hundred miles.
我们去那里还要多久? How long will it take us to get there?
喂, 你去哪里? Hey, where ya headed?
雅典! (位于美国乔治亚州) Athens!
明尼阿波利斯市 (位于美国明尼苏达州) Minneapolis.
孟菲斯市 (位于美国田纳西州) Memphis.
中部 Centralia.
皮奥里亚 (位于美国伊利诺斯州) Peoria.
你有多少钱? How much you got?
什么? What?
要乘坐的话你得付油费. Want a ride you gotta pay for the gas. You know.
你去哪里? Where ya heading?
新奥尔良 New Orleans.
我可以付你20美圆. I could give you twenty dollars.
20块? Twenty bucks?
天啊, 你想用20块去新奥尔良? Man, you wanna go to New Orleans for twenty bucks?
我觉得你不止这点钱 I don't know, I think you're gonna have to do better than that.
40块! 我全部家当 Forty! That's all I got.
喂, 波尼, 你准备好了吗? Hey, Pony, you ready to float?
还好. 锁定目标,填弹完毕! Good thing, Jimmy. You locked and loaded?
很好 All right.
162块 A hundred and sixty two dollars.
不信就来翻我口袋 Check my pockets.
埃里克！ Erik!
- 埃里克! - 闭嘴! - Erik! - Shut up, Dex!
- 不, 你看! - 让我来处理, 拜托! - No, Erik. Look. Look. Look! - Let me handle this, please!
够不够? What do you say?
我们真该把这个愚蠢的波尼送到垃圾站去! We really took this moron Pony to the cleaners!
我们根本不用花一半的油就可以到 The money we gave him won't pay for half his gas!
这船就是从新奥尔良来的 This boat is from New Orleans.
他是回去 He's on his way home.
是什么让你那么想? Now what makes you think that?
妈的! Shit!
看看我们走多远了 Look how far we've gone.
德克斯, 你睡着了吗? Dex. You awake?
德克斯, 睡着了吗? Dex! Awake?
什么事啊? What?
我刚说, 看看我们走多远了 I just said, look how far we've gone.
大概5、6天我们就能到了 About five or six days and we'll be down there.
当船加油时, 我该打个电话给妈妈 Maybe when we stop for gas, I should call my mom.
不行. 他们能追踪到电话 You can't. They'll trace the call.
大概明天下午就能到艾奥瓦州了 We'll probably in Iowa about one tomorrow afternoon.
德克斯? Dex?
起来! 快起床! Get up! C'mon, get up!
- 我太累了 - 你不累, 你只是太无聊了 - I'm too tired. - No, you're not. You're just bored.
快点! C'mon!
他们没有海战棋, They don't have Battleship,
也没有强手棋, They don't have Monopoly,
连一副扑克也没有 They don't even have a deck of cards.
等等 Wait a minute.
什么东西? What is it?
进来! C'mon!
你看这些女孩是真的吗? Are you sure these girls are real?
他们当然是真的! Of course they're real!
我从没有看过这样的女孩 I've never seen anyone that looks like this before.
我妈妈肯定也没有 My mom sure doesn't.
这些不是妈妈, 这些是女人 These aren't moms, These are women.
长得漂亮的女人 This is what they're supposed to look like.
你怎么知道他们不是电脑画的? How do you know they're not computer animation?
电脑动画喜欢在沙滩上漫步吗? Do computer animations like walks on the beach?
电脑动画喜欢古典乐吗? Do computer animations enjoy classical music?
她1975年生的 She was born in 1975.
看起来不老 She doesn't look that old.
天啊! Holy shit!
这至少是300美圆! There's gotta be three hundred dollars here!
我们该把它放回去! We should put it back!
为什么? Why?
他们会知道是我们偷的 They might think we're down here trying to steal it.
他们又不知道我们来过 They don't even know we're down here.
- 他们来了! - 别给我! - They're here! - Don't give it to me!
嘿! 你到底去哪里了? Hey! Where the hell have you been?
我等了一整天! I've been waiting all day!
哦, 天! Oh, my god!
- 这位是谁? - 我朋友 - Who's this? - A friend of mine.
- 嗨 - 好好相处! - Hi. - Hey, be nice!
你可以替我抹点吗? Could you put some of this on my back?
你是模特吗? Are you a model?
不是 No.
你叫什么? What's your name?
安琪尔 Angel.
你的纹身拼错了 You misspelled your tattoo.
不是angle, 是angel It doesn't say Angel, it says Angle.
呃, 我知道了 Uh, I'm aware of that now.
看来两个人玩才有趣, 是不是? Looks fun with two people, doesn't it?
天啊, 你俩真恶心 God, you two make me sick.
我就想买醉, man, I just want to get smashed,
你知道的 you know that.
- 我一直觉得我们真笨. - 笨什么? - I was thinking we could just silly. - Silly what?
让这好时光降临! Let the good times roll, man!
那几个? Couple of those cool ones?
烧烤的那几个 ... Fire up that grill ...
我们吃了他们的几串牛肉! we got some of them steaks!
给我也来一块 Yeah, make mine a T-bone.
烤得真糟! This sucks!
喂, 小家伙, 他们的牛排怎么样? Hey, boys, how are them T-bones?
妈的! Damn it!
这不公平! This isn't fair!
什么? What?
我很不爽! I said this sucks!
我们得在天黑前扎好帐篷 We should set up the tent before it gets dark.
嘿 Hey.
是我 it's just me.
天啊! 你居然在睡袋里尿尿 Oh, shit! You pissed all over your sleeping bag.
不, 这是汗 No, it's sweat.
汗? Sweat?
我看你正发抖呢. 这么冷你出什么汗? Well, you're shivering. How can you be sweating when your cold?
我不知道. 我就是出汗 I don't know. I just do.
过来, 穿点衣服 C'mere, I'll get you in these clothes,
到我的睡袋里来 and into my sleeping bag.
谢谢 Thanks.
你做噩梦了还是怎么了? Were you having a nightmare or something?
没有 No.
那是怎么回事? What's the matter?
以前也这样 It happens sometimes.
当我在黑暗中醒来, When I wake up and it's dark,
天文学家相信宇宙横跨180亿光年 Astronomers believe that the universe is 18 billion light-years across.
那又怎么样 So?
估计你在另一个180亿光年里行走 Suppose you kept going another 18 billion light-years,
如果那里什么也没有呢? What if there's nothing out there?
估计你在另一个10万亿光年里行走 Suppose you kept going another trillion times further,
到现在你还没看见任何东西 So far out you see nothing.
因为宇宙里的星光比最暗的星星还要暗 Because the light from the universe would be fainter than the faintest star.
无限的寒冷, 无限的黑暗 Infinitely cold. Infinitely black.
有时 ... Sometimes ...
如果我在一片黑暗中醒来, if I wake up, and it's dark,
我会很害怕 I get really scared.
感觉自己不在世界, Like I'm out there,
在一个永远回不去的地方 And I'm never coming back.
这儿 ... Here ...
睡觉时抓着这个, Hold on to this while you sleep,
如果你醒了, 很害怕, and if you wake up and you're scared,
你就说:"等等 you'll say: "Wait a minute,
我抓着埃里克的鞋呢, I'm holding Erik's shoe,
我为什么会抓着这么臭的球鞋 why the hell would I be holding some smelly basketball shoe
10亿光年都不放呢? a trillion light-years from the universe?
我肯定是安全地在地球上, 在我的睡袋里, I must be here on earth safe in my sleeping bag,
在埃里克的旁边" and Erik must be close by."
看来值得一试 Guess it's worth a try.
灯要开着吗? Want me to leave the lantern on?
快点! 我们得走了! Come on! We gotta get out of here!
去睡吧! Go back to sleep!
都9点了! It's nine o'clock!
我给你钱时, 就说好直接去新奥尔良的 When I gave you the money you said we're going straight to New Orleans.
你晚几天到也不会死! Well, if you get there a couple of days later, it's not going to kill you!
闭嘴! Angle! Shut up! Angel!
喂! 你这个小杂碎闭嘴! Hey! You shut up you little shit!
你要我游过去揍你吗? You want me to swim over there and knock you on your ass?
药还能吃多久? How long before you run out of pills?
三天吧 Three more days.
走这条路 Over there. That way.
你确定吗? Are you sure?
我又不笨 I'm not stupid.
吃点东西 Here's something to eat.
我不饿 I'm not hungry.
好吧. 我去买票 Okay. I'll go get the tickets.
快走 Let's go.
怎么了? What is it?
你是在找那俩男孩吗? Are those the boys you looking for?
在那里! Right there!
你好 How are you doing, man?
小家伙! Oh, boys!
我觉得我们要谈谈 I think we need to have a little talk.
听到了吗? C'mon, boys! Listen up, huh?
是因为烧烤的事吗? Is this because of the barbecue?
快走! 快! Go! Go!
- 快拉啊! - 我抓到你了 - 去死! - Pull! Pull! - I Gottchya! - Damn you!
喂! 我的钱在哪里? Hey! Where's my money, huh?
在我的口袋里 It's in my pocket.
打开门! Open this, man!
我在开呢! I'm working on it!
- 你会伤着自己的 - 你以为我不知道吗? 该死! - You're gonna hurt yourself. - You think I don't care? Damn it!
早说过了! Told ya!
小混蛋! Son of a bitch!
这边! 快点! This way! come on!
你要干什么? What are you gonna do with that?
给我修指甲? You gonna give me a manicure or something?
我的钱在哪里? 啊?! Where's my money! Huh?!
我们要去新奥尔良 We need to go to New Orleans.
就你们? Oh, you need?
你俩糟透了! 知道吗? Y'all in over your heads. You understand?
如果你们想陪我玩... If you wanna play with Pony ...
你到底在做什么啊? 你疯了吗?! What in the hell are you doing? Are you crazy?!
我都快死的人了, 才不怕他伤到我! I'm gonna die anyways, it doesn't matter if he hurts me!
你们两个, 在说些什么? You two. What are you talking about?
他有艾滋! He has AIDS!
刺到我你就完蛋了 You'd be crazy to stab me.
我的血液有毒, My blood is like poison,
一滴就能要了你的命! one drop could kill you!
胡说 Bullshit.
喂, 波尼! Hey, Pony!
吉米! Jimmy!
快跑! 快跑! Get out, man! Get the hell out!
快离开这里! Get the hell out here!
随他们走! Let'em go!
我的血液有毒! My blood is like poison!
娘们! Pussies!
像眼镜蛇的毒液 Like the venom of a cobra.
娘们! Pussies!
德克斯...你就像个超级英雄一样! Dex...you're like a damn super hero or something!
真怕死 That was rat.
给你 Here.
不! No!
我有点想吐 I'm feeling kind of sick.
我去买票, 你没事吧? You gonna be all right while I go get the tickets?
嗯 Yeah.
你冷吗? You cold?
不冷 ... No ...
那怎么了? What's the matter?
我的血液有毒 My blood is poison.
那只是病 You have a virus, Dex.
只要有人找到疗法, You're gonna be exactly like everyone else,
你就会像其他人一样健康的 as long as someone finds the cure.
菲什伯恩医生有疗法 Dr. Fishburn has the cure.
下车吧 Here we go.
我们到了新奥尔良了吗? Are we in New Orleans?
来 C'mon.
我们这是在 ... Where are we ...
妈妈 ... Mom ...
对不起 ... Sorry ...
我能不能见德克斯特 ... I was wondering if I could see Dexter ...
只要我继续吐, As long as I keep throwing up,
他们就要把这根喂食管从我的鼻子伸到胃里 they're going to have to stick this feeding tube up my nose into my stomach.
听起来真恶心 Sounds gross.
很痛 ... It hurts ...
能不痛吗? Doesn't that?
也不是很痛 ... Not nearly as much ...
你什么都吃不下吗? So you can't eat anything, huh?
不止现在 ... Not right now ...
呃, 这可真糟呀 Oh, well...that's too bad
或许你可以压碎一个, 把它注射到我的静脉里 Hey, maybe you can crumble one up and put it into my I.V
是啊 Yeah.
你知道吗, 我要看我能不能在这里偷偷摘到叶子 You know what? I'm gonna see if I can't sneak anymore leaves in here.
别管了. 杰生医生说叶子里的物质不是真的 That's okay. Dr. Jensen said that the stuff in the leaves wasn't real.
我知道. 你妈妈跟我说过了 I know. Your mom told me.
看看! Hey, look at this!
- 看看! - 这是你吗? - Look at that! - This is you?
天啊, 你是个难看的婴儿! God, you were an ugly baby!
看看, 天使! Check it out, it's Angel!
你没事吧? You all right?
我就像个老头 I like the old man.
这是做什么用的? What's this do?
把床升高 This one makes the bed go up,
或弄低 or down.
那这个呢? Yeah, what about this one?
谁在里面? Who be inside here?
快来人! 他 ... 他停止呼吸了! Come here! He's...he's stopped breathing!
怎么了? What's the matter?
天啊! God, Jesus!
我刚还在和他说话呢, 他就... 他就死了 I was just talking to him and he stopped ...he's dead.
节哀. 大家都知道这是迟早的事 I'm sorry, honey. I guess we all knew this was coming.
不 ... No ...
不好笑! Not funny!
一点也好笑! Not even a little bit!
孩子啊 ... Kids ...
我们都知道这是迟早的事 ... Guess we all knew this was coming ...
我用我的权利, By the power invested in me,
特此下令执行死刑 I hereby order that the execution begin.
我看你感觉不错啊 Well, feeling better I guess.
你肯定是埃里克了 You must be Erik.
我猜你们在去诺贝尔奖的路上踩着了不少的坑吧? I guess your road to the Nobel Prize hit a few potholes?
对, 就像大峡谷 More like the Grand Canyon.
好了, 张开嘴 Okay, let's open wide,
说"啊"... and say Ah ...
你说话时很痛吗? Does that hurt when you talk?
好吧, 那我们就来听听多毛的胸 Well, let's see that hairy chest.
告诉他 ... Tell him ...
拜托! Please!
他知道他快死了 ... He knows he's dying ...
什么? What?
我们骗得护士认为他死了, We tricked the nurses into thinking that he was dead,
墨菲护士说人都有一死 ... and nurse Murphy said that everyone knew it was coming ...
就是说你耍了她们? So you tricked 'em?
德克斯特假装停止了呼吸, We pretended that Dexter stopped breathing,
然后他突然坐起来大叫, 吓了她们 and he jumped up and screamed and scared 'em.
她肯定气死了 She must have hit the roof.
是啊! 德克斯特笑死了 Yeah! Dexter laughed his ass off!
这就是了. 我还以为他是在节食呢 Well, that's what happened to it. I thought he was just on a diet here.
听着, Listen,
历史都是由各种病人写起来的 history is full of very sick people.
总会有些人, who suddenly,
会突然见无缘无故好起来 for no reason at all, get better.
这种情况我们称之为"奇迹" And when it happens we call it a miracle.
从我见你的那刻起, 我就知道你很特殊, From the moment I met you, I knew that you are special,
你也许就是奇迹之一 and that you might be one of those people.
你知道我在跟你说实情吗? You know I'm telling you the truth, don't you?
你可以把它记到心里吗? You can feel that inside, can't you?
别让我失望, 好吗? Just don't let me down, okay?
我指望着你让我出名呢! I'm counting on you to make me famous!
那小伙子很不开心! Well, the young boy was upset!
你永远都别希望我的病人死去! Well, don't you ever, ever, assume that one of my patients is going to die!
我以为 ... I thoughr that was ...
医生! 我朋友...他停止呼吸了! 我想他死了! Mister! My friend...he stopped breathing! I think he's dead!
叫护士来 Go get a nurse.
哦, 天啊! 妈的! Oh, Shit! Shit!
哦, 我的...上帝啊! Oh, my...Jesus Christ!
你可真把我吓死了! you scared the living daylights out of me!
但我们却很开心, 是吗? Oh, and we are amused, are we?
我没在笑, 你看见我在笑吗? I'm not laughing, do you see me laughing?
德克斯啊! Oh, Dex!
还有4小时我就下班了 My shift ends at four.
轮到我了, 小心了. 别哭啊 It's mine, Okay, here comes the breaker. Nobody cry.
实际上我早就知道你的牌很烂了 I think you earlier bad actually.
我实在很吃惊 I'm terribly impressed.
他拿的都是好牌, 我那的都是差的 He gets all the good ones and me, I...I...get...
- 一张老J - 我早说过了, 早说过了 - Oh...an eleven ...- I told you, I told you
对这游戏我很拿手...我不能赢是因为 ... I'm good at this game ... I can't win but I ...
要什么礼物吗? Want anything from the gift shop?
你准备好了去骗下一个人了吗? Are you ready for another victim?
确定吗? You sure?
医生! 我的朋友 Doctor! My friend.
他可能死了, 我不知道怎么办! I think he could be dead and I don't know what to do!
节哀 I'm sorry.
绿灯了 It's green.
对不起 I'm sorry.
对不起 I'm sorry, too.
我努力了 I tried so hard.
努力什么? Tried what?
去找疗法 To find the cure.
宝贝, 过来宝贝. 你努力了, 你努力了! Oh, honey. Come here, sweetie. You did. You did!
德克斯特的一生都很悲哀, Everything that was sad in Dexter's life,
默默无闻 was silence.
不用内疚, So don't accused,
振作起来 you made it go away.
德克斯特很开心有你这样一位朋友 Dexter was so happy to have you as his friend.
他很开心 ... He was so happy ...
我不知道该 ... I don't know how ...
他有些东西 ... there's some of his things that ...
出来! Get out!
上车! Get in that car!
不 No.
滚到车里去! Get your ass in the car now!
等等! Wait a minute!
我要和你谈谈 I want to talk to you.
我和你没什么好说的! I have nothing to say to you!
- 得了, 他已经 ... - 你闭嘴! - Come on, he just ... - Erik, shut up!
我只是想和你进去谈谈 I just need to talk to you for a minute inside.
拜托 Please.
就一下子! Just a minute!
什么事? What?
我要告诉你两件事 I want to tell you two things.
第一件事, 埃里克最好的朋友今天死了, 他要去送葬 The first is Erik's best friend died today and he is going to the funeral.
第二件事, 如果你再动他一下, 我就杀了你! And the second is if you ever lay a hand on that boy again, I will kill you!
明白了吗? Understand?
我们走 Let's go.
待都久都随你 You take as much time as you want.
嘿 ... Hey ...
你介意我回家吧? Do you mind if I walk home?
当然不会了 No, Of course not.
你会 ... You're gonna ...
有空再来坐一会儿吗? come around and visit every once and a while, aren't you?
两毛五! Twenty-five cents!